- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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