Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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knock knock!? . . No.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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