- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Adam Chebali has no life

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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