Why was the gay guy sad?

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Donald Trump

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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your moms my other ride

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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Anti Joke

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