What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

"Knock knock" Come in!

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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