Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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Women's Rights

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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