- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Knock Know! Come in!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Bark I'm a tree

penis

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Do you love me? No.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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