- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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