A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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Internet Explorer

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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The Joke Below

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It has been this way for two days now. Whenever he looks over his shoulder and past his wing, he can see them there. Following him. The men with the red eyes. He doesn't know what they want and doesn't want to find out. He crosses that road as he has crossed so many others recently, squawking and shuffling along on his stubby legs, darting through traffic in a risky effort to shake them off of his tailfeathers. He gets to the other side and ascends the curb, walking beak-first into a pair of legs hidden beneath a grey robe. He looks up and sees a pair of eyes like burning coals staring down at him from within the darkness of a hood. He tries to run, but it is too late. He has been taken. His wings and fingers are forfeit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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