What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

President Donald Trump

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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