- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

knock knock!? . . No.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the gay guy sad?

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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