Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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