- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

. . I am a whale

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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