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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Nice belt.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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