- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the gay guy sad?

knock knock!? . . No.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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