- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."