- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Please? No.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Water? I hardly know her.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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