- Anti Joke

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson