- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

robin, get in the car.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Tucker Rivera

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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