where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

i like it in the mouth

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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