I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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