- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Why is the ground wet It rained

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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