- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

010010101210001010 You dirty girl

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

Your Mother

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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