- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Why is the ground wet It rained

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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