Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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your life

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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