- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Your dads dead. lol

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Iif your reading this ur gay

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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