- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

what is orange? an orange

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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