Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Vagina.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

I once did something.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

This sentence is a lie.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

My Boyfriend

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

* anti-punchline

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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