This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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