Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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KOOKABURRA

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Roses are red.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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So a man walks into a bar carrying a giant clock. One of his friends asks, "Hey, whats up with the clock?" His friend then responds, "A goddamned genie gave it to me, i can't take it anymore. Here take his lamp." The man decided to rub the lamp and thinks to himself, "Gee, I'm gonna wish for 1 million dollars." The genie comes out and asks the man, "What wish could i grant you today?" The man says, "I wish i could have 1 million dollars!!" The genie replies, "As you please." All of a sudden, a studded dog collar appears. Then another, and another. Soon there were 1 million dog collars in the bar. The man yells, "WHAT IS THIS?!?! I DIDNT WISH FOR 1 MILLION COLLARS!!!" His friend then replies, "I didn't wish for a giant clock either...."

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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