A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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Sex vagina. lol.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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I was once a hamster.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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