Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

President Donald Trump

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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