What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Your dads dead. lol

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

woman's rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

your face is kinda funny

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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