Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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