- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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