What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Poop!!

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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Well, there's one way...

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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