- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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