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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

a man walked into a bar....

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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