what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Queens Park rangers

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Tony Romo

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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boner

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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