- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Dwight Howard

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

A gay man watches football.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Grace Ackerson

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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