Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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world peace

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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The truth is he loves her!!

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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