- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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