- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

robin, get in the car.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Lil Wayne

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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