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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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Anti Joke

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