- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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