Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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