- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Barack Obama

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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