One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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hi anti joke

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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the economy.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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