- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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