- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Roses are red.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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