- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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