- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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