So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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