- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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