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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

hi penis ham telephone

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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