- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

Lil Wayne

. . I am a whale

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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