- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Women's rights

Queens Park rangers

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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