Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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Tony Romo

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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