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the holocaust

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Don't believe in Atheists.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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