- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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