what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

the sky is green no it is not

Banana Hamock.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats one plus one penis

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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