Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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