roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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