What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Your mom is so nice.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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