Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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