- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Nah

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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