Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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