Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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