- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

why did sally drown cause she was black

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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