- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

This joke is the worst joke ever.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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