- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

This is sparta No this is patrick

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Good job, son.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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