- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

this is not a joke.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

That's what SHE said!

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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