why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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The Bible

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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penis

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Anti Joke

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