A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Anti Joke

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