Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

You know what's cool? Yep.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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