- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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