- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Vagina Boob

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I regret everything.....

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

I am very humble.

pee

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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