- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

A dog was barking at a tree

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Why was the gay guy sad?

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

This joke is the worst joke ever.

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

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