DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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Psychics.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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Women's rights

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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