What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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