Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Poop

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Anti Joke

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