- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Why is the ground wet It rained

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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