Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

Adam Thomas is homosexual

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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