What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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Guess what? AIDS!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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