- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Dumb

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

i dont care if you rate me or not

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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