- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

A woman comes at the doctor.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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