Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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