Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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