This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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Barack Obama

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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