- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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