Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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