What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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anus

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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Religionh

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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