- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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