- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Latvia isn't a joke

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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