what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Poop.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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