What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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