XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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