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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

what's white and sticky semen

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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