A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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