- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Chuck Norris is dead......

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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