- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Gingers.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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