- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

what is orange and blue 2 colors

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

I'm so full I could stop eating.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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