- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Why was the gay guy sad?

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

A dog was barking at a tree

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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