Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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Barack Obama

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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Well, there's one way...

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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