- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

hard cheese

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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